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[papa_curry]

[Wylesdelia]

đề nghị ban bạn phía trên :-"

[papa_curry]

@kalei: có up porn đâu mà ban huh?

[Deadman1709]

I know that academia is a bunch of weird sonsofabitch. But seriously: brain function while reading comics?

I got an idea for a grad thesis.

Hint: I like manga. And I'm working on fMRI.

[Deadman1709]

I posted this:

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about a week ago.

This is the aftermath of that vid:

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What the .....

[drakemetal]

Lolz ~

[Deadman1709]

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LOL, LOL, LOL

[Deadman1709]

"Always try to meet the parents of your kids in swim lessons. It makes for a VERY awkward introduction when you bump into a 5 yr old in the grocery store and they start the conversation with "Wow you look different with clothes on."

"While it may possibly be a good idea to iron your just-washed underwear dry, if you are a tall male, it is probably not a good idea to do it naked."

"When you’re woken up in the middle of the night and the camper is rocking, don’t peek behind the curtain where your parents bed is." by Scarred for life

"When givin your 12 year old "the talk" don’t go all silent if he asks you if YOU have ever tried oral sex.
My son has informed me he will never be kissing me again."

"Kittens chase string, remember this when changing tampons."

"If you download a movie form the Internet and you want to watch it with your parents, always make sure it’ s not a porn movie titled as a one you really wanted to watch. "

"When your wife comes back after a week-long trip and asks why you washed the sheets, evaluate her sense of humor very carefully before answering anything like "Had to get the blonde hairs and hooker sweat out of them."

"No matter how grown up or old you are, no matter how well "you turned out" or responsible you have become; it is never wise to confess the sins of your youth to your mother. Take those secrets to your grave. "

"Never assume that the unlabeled family video isn’t a sex tape your parents made years ago. Also, rewind a tape before you press play, because the fast-motion image of your parents rolling around on the bed will never leave your brain."

"When there is a tour group on campus and a parent asks you what the most necessary things you had as a freshman was, "birth control" is not a good answer."

"If you are about to show a video on puberty to a class 12 year old girls, make sure you don’t put in the boys video by mistake before you leave the room. You will have a lot of explaining to do. "

"When conducting a video-chat with your grandmother, do not wear your mirrored sunglasses. She will be able to see the sexually explicit images you are looking at on your computer in their reflection."

"If you are hiding in the bathroom waiting to scare you husband when he is most vulnerable, do it either before or after he is finished. He will not stop urinating as he turns around to defend himself."

"If you are going wear sexy lingerie and stilettos as a treat for your husband, don’t pay for the shoes and g-string with one dollar bills. Eyebrows will be raised."

"When you sit down in front of the computer your brother was using last, check the Coke cans for cigarette butts BEFORE you take a huge swallow."

"When you’re 12 and watching TV with your parents, try not to laugh at a sexual joke unless you like having "little talks" with your parents."

"When staying in a high-class hotel for a hot weekend with your wife, keep in mind staff will come to clean your room while you go for diner. On the plus side, they do line the sex toys in a neat way."

From "Learn from my fail"

[Ruud]

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